City councilman mounts an armed defense against dog attack. (it was a teacup chichiua)
His preferred method of defense? A .22 caliber rifle A Tabiona town councilman was arrested Friday for shooting and killing a...
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Today’s dose of crazy comes to us from Texas
Well, at least I’m not picking on Florida today, right? From Instinct: The gay-fearing Texas House of Representatives has just...
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A rash of people getting their dogs fake ID’s. No surprise it’s Florida, right?
I’m sorry. If you are one of my readers in Florida, WHY is it the bulk of my asshat news comes from your state? Why?? Owners...
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Bad: being fired from your job. Really bad: because you’re a witch – that’s why
Wow, if there was ever an award-winning lawsuit in the making, I’d say Carole Smith has grounds to let it rip: The assistant...
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City to spend 1.2 million on a new bike path (score!) Thru a rattlesnake habitat (fail)
WHEELING, Ill. • The site selected for a Chicago-area bike-pedestrian path is adjacent to a nest of now-hibernating eastern massasauga...
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Actual headline #1. Snake dies after biting model’s fake boob (with video replay)
Some days, the news just writes itself: The unlucky serpent is being LICKED on the face by Israel’s super-enhanced Orit Fox when...
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