Letters from the Insane Asylum

I’d love to take the high road in this one, but I just can’t.  My grandmother always told me two things: “Danny boy, you got a BIG mouth”, and “Never roll around the mud with a pig.  You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”  Two little ditties I’ve tried to live by, but you know what.  Sometimes you just have to get dirty, and the high road is way better than they deserve.

This one was tipped to Holy Bullies and Headless Monsters.  Ordinarily I’d have a laugh when I post these ramblings, but this one is so vile and contemptible that I’m not laughing.

Tonight’s letter from the Nuthouse comes via Mr. Eugene Delgaudio, a  District Supervisor in Sterling, Virginia.  Eugene is an elected official, which is why his post is so amazingly odious.  His entire rant is here, but I’ve picked out the most asinine and hateful bits of it.  It might take you a while to figure this one out, so I’ll let you off the hook early.  He’s foaming at the mouth about the Student Non-Discrimination Act, HR 4530.  Here is the text of the actual bill.  Unlike Eugene, I’m actually interested in the facts and truth.

Are you ready?  Here goes:

Of course, they’ve disguised the bill’s wicked nature behind the innocent name “The Student Non-Discrimination Act.”

Sound harmless, right?  Well, that’s key to their scheme.

Honestly, I can hardly imagine a law more harmful.

More appropriately, this bill should be called “The Homosexual Classrooms Act.”
This battle is sure to move quickly, so I’ll get right to the point.  I’m counting on your signature on our petition and for an emergency contribution of $100, $50, $25 or at least $10 right away.

Well, I’ll give it to him.  He’s going to save your kids from us radical homosexuals, but he needs your “emergency contribution” right up front please.  Nothing less than a tenner, though.

If they succeed, they’ll only ensure that No Child is Left Uncorrupted by the poisonous influence of the Homosexual Agenda.

Again with the “homosexual agenda”.  This doofus would fold up in a corner and call for his mama if he EVER tried to tackle one thing on my agenda.

You see, the Homosexual Classrooms Act contains a laundry list of anti-family provisions that will:

• Require schools to teach sodomy and other appalling homosexual acts so homosexual students don’t feel “singled out” during already explicit sex-ed classes;
• Spin impressionable students in a whirlwind of sexual confusion and misinformation, recruiting and even pressuring vulnerable teens and pre-teens into the homosexual “lifestyle”;
• Effectively outlaw voluntary prayer in schools, and expose students who pray privately to lawsuits and even criminal prosecution for “religious intimidation”;
• Exempt homosexual students from punishment for propositioning, harassing, or even sexually assaulting their classmates, as part of their specially-protected right to “freedom of self-expression”;
• Force parochial schools to secularize and purge any reference to religion because radicals claim it creates a “hostile learning environment” for homosexual students.

Simply put, The Homosexual Classrooms Act will use schools as weapons to eradicate traditional values in the next generation of American students.
You see, the radical homosexuals realized they’ve been getting nowhere using government to impose their values on America’s unwilling pro-family adult population.
They know mature adults can see right through their lies.  So that’s why they’re now trying to brainwash our children.

C’mere, Eugene.  The only brain that needs washing is yours and I have a new box of steel wool with your name on it.

There is no limit to the filth Radical Homosexuals will implant in our children’s minds if they are given free rein in America’s schools.
So please, for the sake of our children, our grandchildren, and our shared values, dig as deep as you can and make your most generous contribution of $100, $50 or $25 today.

For all his supposedly well-placed and urgent concern, Eugene asks for money no less than seven times.  I just counted (and I feel soiled having done so.  I guess this is where the “dirty” part comes in the Grams warned me about.)

Can you believe this?  I mean, seriously: who amongst us thinks that Eugene has: a/missed his nap before he wrote this, b/missed his medications – more than once or c/all of the above?

Did I mention that Eugene is also an elected official?

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